Government Confirms Zombies

OK.  So maybe they did not exactly come out and say it, but it appears (at least to me) that the U.S. government might admit that zombies do exist.  The following text is listed on the official website for the CDC - Center for Disease Control:

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp.

- CDC Emergency Preparedness and Response

Besides listing the suggested items for your Zombie Appocolypse Kit, the site also gives you a brief history of zombies, urges the preparation of an emergency plan, and outlines the CDC's role in the event of an attack by the undead.

The written text and provided information is posted on CDC's social media blog?   That means, I think, that anyone with a brain, not already eaten by a zombie, can post their thoughts and comments online.  However, the CDC must be aware of this farce but still has not removed the zombie page.


Just another thing for me to worry about.

Caution:  Run.  Don't Walk